Thursday, September 30, 2021
Shannon Wilcox -week 6- 15 gags
Cat looks cute, She get picked up, she scratches owner, owners face is destroyed
Frog ribbits, frog croaks, Frog belches, frog smiles with creepy smile
Someone is drinking milk, someone points to cow, someone drinks milk from utter
Cat happy, cat bites toe, owner screams
Gets up to go to bathroom, stubs toe, immense pain
On a zoom date, both look nice, zoom out and wearing pj bottoms
On facetime talking to date, cat jumps claws out on owner, immense pain
On zoom call, gets up to go to the bathroom, does not turn off camera, people shocked
On zoom, man does wear pants just underwear, gets up, shocked expressions, drinks coffee
Eating berries and cream, turns in to berries and cream man from 2008 commercial
Just starting to fall asleep, feels like they're falling, wakes up panicked
Drinks coffee, flatulence hits, face scared
Under anesthesia, wakes up, sees tupac , realization
Eating cheese, flexes and has cheese shaped muscles, smile
Doing yoga, needs to fart, holding it in, turning red
Week 6- CESAR ARIAS- Gags
Asking for a gift but hearing the wrong word and buying the wrong gift
An old persons dentures falling
In Russia you don't drive the car the car drives you
Literal words that aren't supposed to be literal, opening a pack of boxers then getting beat by a pack of boxers
Curiosity killed the cat
Give him a hand
Inanimate objects doing human things and human doing inanimate things
A ghost trying to scare a blind person
A deaf person accidentally catching a robber in their home
Kids playing hide and seek and having all the same hiding spots.
A murderer chases people and the victims making it easier to get caught.
Week 6 - 15 Gags - Lauren Albano
1. Guy goes to needle exchange, it’s a knitting club
2. Joe Rohan turns into a horse after taking Ivermectin
3. Hot dog goes skydiving and wiener falls out of bun
4. Witch makes really good soup in cauldron
5. Vampire drinks the blood of an addict and gets high/drunk/whatever
6. Guy saves damsel in distress, expects kiss, gets rejected
7. Only Fans joke but it’s actual fans
8. Dog fights snake, the snake turns out to be the dogs tail
9. Guy pops pimple but instead of pus a baby comes out… idk
10. People call batman for help but instead of the superhero it’s a freak hybrid of man and bat
11. Medusa gets a hair cut
12. Mummy is forced to use own wrapping as TP
13. Alien abducts cow, cow is a MIB
14. Guy does a line of coke but it’s Diet Coke
15. Waldo is one of FBI’s most wanted
Week 6 - 15 Gags - Lillian Van
A person says they are down to their last brain cell, while there is a zombie apocalypse.
A person is cooking eggs for breakfast and realizes they accidentally took one extra egg. The egg watches his brethren get cooked as he gets put back in the fridge.
“Don’t eat human seeds or you’ll grow one in your stomach” - Watermelons
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles hehe.
A singer is performing a concert for their fans. It is an audience full of fans.
Do bugs really fear me more than I fear them? - Person
Man, that’s a great question... - MosquitosA gamer rage quits after losing in a game. The controller is in line at the doctor’s.
“Try seeing the world through someone else’s eyes!” The person removes their eyes and puts someone else’s in their eye socket.
“Step out of your comfort zone!” OKAY, steps out into the street and gets hit by a car.
“Don’t wait. Sometimes later becomes never. Do it NOW!” A person sees this poster while waiting in line and starts pushing people out of the way.
A person is laying down in the sun. “I am getting a great tan! This will last me all winter!” Is burnt to a crisp.
A person goes to get rice to cook. Falls into the abyss of rice, never to be seen again.
Here I got you some boba! Hands over a cup filled with just tapioca balls.
Hey, do you need some water? Passes a water bottle over to a mummy. Mummy gets up and says, “thanks, I really needed that.”
Climbing Mount Everest was the best life-changing experience I’ve ever had, you should try it sometime! Cuts to the person frozen to death at Mount Everest.
Week 6 - Project 2 Gags - Christina Dollentas
1. IKEA instructions manual, building a chair/table/cabinet, needs one last piece, the instructions can't find the last piece (it's outside the frame) *
2. Fly bothering someone, swats it with a swatter but misses, gets flamethrower, burns house down, fly is still alive
3. Idea to save the USPS, turns stamps into gachas
4. Person sleeping, small dog wants to lay on bed too, small dog takes 90% of the bed, person squished in corner *
5. America-core... ?
6. Parents: decide to have another kid so their first kid has someone to play with, Kids: being kids, destructive & chaotic
7. New fashion trend! Person goes to store and buys the hot fashion piece, walks out, out-of-fashion already
8. Person takes selfie thinking it's a really good angle & lighting, goes to see photo, it's awful *
9. Person has to quit their harmful addictions, finds something else (less harmful) to get addicted to instead, ends up being kind of harmful in the end (This is so sad, I'm sorry ^^;)
10. Don't feed the birds! Birds attacking the people for food anyway
11. Sitting in class, zones out for one second, looks up, misses thousands of notes
12. Digital artist takes drawing with paper + pencil, tries to CTRL-Z, cries *
13. Child is overwhelmed with all these simple tasks going on, Mom is able to handle it in a flash
14. Kid has thousands of toys to play with, chooses to only play with a stick from outside
15. Dating profile: Interests - something that seems normal, end up all being traits of an animal/alien/something odd....
Week 6- Tracey Muy Luna- Gags
- A sign on a lake says "Jet Ski's only", we see a literal jet plane on ski's in the next panel.
- Ghosts with cake and welcome banners are trying to throw a welcome party for a new guest, ghost hunter with camera opens door and runs away, ghosts look sad.
- Person looks up on wikihow "How to make friends" and finds a funny pose, person T-poses in front of person on next panel, person is confused.
- A coyote sees a bunny in the distance, runs to catch it but it ends up being a cactus shaped as a bunny so the coyote gets pricked.
- Cat sees fish, leaps to catch it, person on last panel yells and lifts feet with cat clinging on foot.
- A kid is late to school, goes on Minecraft, turns creative mode on, and on last panel, the kid is floating in the air.
- A person buys "Affirmation Soup," they cook it, look down in the soup, and the letters in the soup say "You Suk."
- A Beaver builds a dam out of wood, see's a human dam and on the last panel, we see them shaking hands with an investor as the CEO of a dam company.
- A small dinosaur is running and looks scared, we then see a pterodactyl chasing it, then we see a large dinosaur chasing the pterodactyl.
- People are having a dress as a clown day, person comes in dressed as themselves.
- Mickey Mouse is in one panel, second panel is Mockey Mouse, a messed up version of Mickey mouse.
- Sign in museum says "No flash photography", man with a camera as a head looks sad and walks away.
- Mountain lion walks into paint, comes out as a cheetah with paint spots.
- A knight cat looks up at a treasure on top of a castle, in reality it is looking at a whole chicken on top of a table.
- Someone carrying a cake falls down, paramedics come and try to help the cake instead of the person.
week 6-project 2 gags- Eduardo Rayo
1.) Mean
man find a lonely puppy, decides to kick it, puppy get scared but transforms
into a big buff puppy, the man stands there in fear
2.) Guy
set up dinner for him and his dog. He made ground beef for himself and opened a
can of dog food for his dog, the man, after finishing his dinner, realized the
dog had ground beef in his bowl.
3.) Guy
wakes up after hearing a child crying, confronts the child, and goes back to bed;
he lays there and realizes that he doesn't have kids.
4.) Bear
goes to hibernation after eating so much. The cave is surrounded by beautiful
nature, sleeps all winter peacefully, wakes up, and sees the forest is gone replace
but an industrial city.
5.) Man
is enjoying some cookies; the dog looks at him weirdly, the man realizes that
he's been eating dog biscuits
6.) Cat
comes home after being gone all night, finds owner with another cat that looks
just like him.
7.) Mother
dog has mixed puppies, and the owner looks confused as he only has purebred
golden retrievers.
8.) Time
travelers go back in time to see dinosaurs; they look like nothing we thought
they would look.
9.) A
man suggests euthanizing a racehorse after it broke its leg; the man trips and
breaks his leg; the horse now suggests euthanizing the man.
10.)
A superhero comes in to save the day but
takes too long on his introduction and speech that by the time he finishes, the
city is destroyed, and the villains are long gone.
11.)
The baby tree sees kinds destroy other
plants around him, sworn revenge when he grows up, grow up to become a man-eating
tree ( Ya-Te-Veo tree).
12.)
Villians give his sad back story as to why
he turned out that way; instead of fighting him, the superhero takes the
villain to a therapist and supports him.
13.)
The big hairy man decides to live in the
wild to live free and not wear any clothes, goes out for a walk and people see
him; they now call him bigfoot.
14.)
Time travelers go back in time to see Pompeii;
as they start to enjoy their time there, the volcano erupts.
15.) The pizza delivery guy gets to an abandoned house, leaves thinking no one is there; a ghost appears and is sad because it didn't get its pizza.
Wednesday, September 29, 2021
Week 6 - Melvin Bautista - 15 Gags
Hulk looks in the kitchen for tacos, he realizes they’re all gone. Antman enters with tacos that he saved for him.
Star-Lord tries to kiss Gamora, she punches him for trying to do so. Then kiss him anyway.
Bucky goes to shower, Rocket Raccoon sneaks in his room and then steals his arm. Rocket Raccoon sells the arm.
Mantis touches a random person. Random person turns out to have depression. Mantis ends up hanging herself.
Loki makes a clone of himself (Sylvie). Zoom into Loki’s face thinking. Loki and Sylvie make out.
Nick Fury staring at a window. He takes off his eye patch. Zoom into his eye socket and there’s lego minifigures living in there.
Sleeping person with phone lighting up. Zooms into the phone showing alarm, time, and tapping dismiss. Time is now 5 hours later as she jumps out of bed.
Person using phone in bed. Phone falls on face. Face has red rectangular mark.
Superhero gets up from bed, stubs his toe on the coffee table. The coffee table ends up on the wall.
A wolf’s eyes zoomed in, then zooms out to show that it’s actually being worn as a hood by a hunter, then zooms out even more and the person is actually being worn as a hood as well by a cat or something.
A person trying to eat chicken nuggets. She reaches to grab one. A super small kitty pops up.
A person using a beauty blender. Scene changes towards the mirror. It’s erasing her face.
Cursor clicking on a hyperlink. It becomes Link from Legend of Zelda. It starts running away from the screen.
A singer is on stage, in front of a big crowd. Singer grabs the mic, the spotlights point to her. She starts eating it like chocolate.
A depressed person hanging a rope on a tree. Another person sees them and helps them out. They’re just hanging a tire for a swing.
Week 6 - Alma Pineda - 15 Gags
15 Gags
- Person compliments a newborn baby through imagery, looking just like their parents and turns to a baby and it’s an identical copy of their face.
- Cat/dog is sitting on the owner's lap, it’s a blessing and a curse. The person is happy at first but ends up just bones on the couch from being there and not moving for so long.
- Someone demonstrating that TVs now are made to be thinner and lighter (thought bubble), pans to them setting it up, image of person crushed by tv.
- A person buys a smart thermostat to replace an old one, turns out they have to do complicated mathematics/riddle to change the temperature.
- Joke: dessert made with love, person literally put blood sweat and tears into making it.
- Person sees how well dog and owner get along. Then they brag (through imagery) how cuddly their cat is, turns out the cat is secretly trying to smother them in their sleep using their weight.
- Person buys a really expensive and luxurious cat bed online and the cat goes for the box instead and doesn't even fit in the box.
- Lactose intolerant person drinks milk, literally makes stomach upset.
- Person is in a rush to get to their destination, looks through uber/lyft rides for options. All will take a while, then there’s miscellaneous ??? and turns out the ride was ufo.
- After buying a car the person describes how it cost an arm and a leg and when they wonder how much theirs cost they open their jacket and they’re missing a kidney.
- Serial killer breaks into someone’s home and that person is trying to hide from them. Then the murderer asks siri for help (maybe directions?) and the person’s phone goes off, giving away their location.
- Face lotion promises to give baby smooth face makes person turn into baby
- A person makes a wish upon a star to go back to the good old days, and gets transported to dinosaur age.
- Person living inside their home discovers their house is haunted by a ghost and is scared, too bad now the ghost has to pay rent.
- Glasses advertised clearer vision “see everything”, goes outside and sees a person trapped inside someone else’s trunk.
Week 6 - Haley Enos - 15 gags
Im really bad at these.
A watering can is sitting rusty, sad & old. There is a person walking by, the watering can looks hopeful. Shows the sprinklers turning on. The watering can is still sad but now covered in water.
Bunny has happy birthday hat on, hopping past a sign that has a bunny on it, then some decorative eggs, finally the last scene shows him beneath a happy easter sign, he looks happy.
Ghost watching a movie showing ghosts flying and is sad. Shows him walking out the door. Shows him in an airplane happy
Shows a moon. Dog is howling. On the moon, there is a dog howling back but hes in a space suit.
Woman is drawing intently, brow furrowed. A person is like can I see. The woman smiles. Shows a badly drawn happy face.
Backstage: a man is about to perform. Someone has his hand on his arm theyre both smiling. Goes on stage. Cuts to him in the hospital with a broken leg. “Break A Leg”
Alien arrives on earth. Sees masks on people. People are staring at him bc wow an alien. Puts on his spacesuit helmet.
Ice cream shop. Man is asking for tive scoops of ice cream. The shopkeeper does so. The man takes the tub and is like thanks.
Dog wants to play ball. Person pretend throws the ball. The dog chases. The dog run offs. The person is concerned.
Disco. A row of people stand in a row, at the same head height. Pans down. It shows their platform shoes are all different heights.
Different types of pies - strawberry, banna, cherry, one is empty. The baker glares at the horse who totally ate the apple pie.
Fireworks. A firepit isnt lit. a man tosses a firecracker on it and lights it.
Witch is brewing something. Shows her cackling and mixing. Shows the final product - a beer.
A white cat is walking on the sidewalk with a shadow of himself beside him and gets spooked suddenly. We see the shadow is actually another cat - a black cat.
Free fencing lessons. Shows a man walking up with a sword - only to see people building/painting a fence.
Week 6 - Josh Sanhamel - 15 Gags
A Trex is getting ready for the day and about to brush his teeth. His arms aren’t long enough so the Trex gets sad. A stegosaurus comes over and offers his tail and the Trex is happy again.
2 children see that it’s raining outside and they get excited. They grab their umbrellas and put them up so they won’t get wet. They decide they want to have fun so they flip the umbrellas upside down and the umbrellas start screaming/getting sad
It’s raining outside and droplets from a water bottle get poured out and they think they’re also a part of the rain. Moments later they end up going into someone’s mouth.
A man comes across a rattlesnake and it’s angry. The man offers him a snickers and a maraca/sombrero and the snake gets all happy and plays the maraca instead of its tail.
A witch is casting a spell because she wants to turn into this beautiful woman. The spell goes wrong and she transforms into a baby instead.
Two baby monkeys miss each other and want to talk but they have no phones. Christmas comes and they get gifted bananas which they use as ‘phones’.
A girl is on the computer and she loses internet. The safari dinosaur game pops up and she rolls her eyes. The dinosaur gets mad and the computer sucks her into the screen and now she’s the one being chased from the dinosaur.
A blade of grass is sitting next to a weed and the blade of grass wishes he would get a haircut soon. The lawnmower comes and the blade of grass is happy and tells his weed friend but he’s gone because the gardener pulled him up from the grass. The grass is now very sad.
A student is reading a book about anti-gravity. He’s so invested in the book that he can’t put the book down, literally. He tries stacking many things on top of it to make it stay down and finally he uses gorilla glue to make it stick.
2 friends were talking and one of them has a boyfriend. She loves him dearly and she alludes to the fact that he’s a tall glass of water. The friend has an idea and decides to bring a tall glass of water to the couple the next day and the friend thinks its the boyfriend so she runs and hugs him. The boyfriend stands there all confused.
A child is at the dentist and getting a tooth extraction. Turns out the dentist is actually the tooth fairy and pulls out one too many teeth.
A kid is setting up plates for milk, cookies, and carrots for Santa and his reindeer. The kid makes a sign and puts the “For Santa” sign next to the plate of carrots with a picture of a very round santa. The next morning the child runs downstairs and a pile of coal was left on the plate with the carrots.
A robot is on the computer and notions for a person to click the images with the bicycles on the screen for him. He clicks them all and the robot’s face turns evil.
A piece of bread is in the toaster and the coils start getting red and the bread starts sweating and it’s getting hotter and hotter. He then wakes up all sweaty from a bad nightmare and it’s 4am in the morning.
A person is drowning and a shark is swimming over. Turns out the shark has a life ring and is saving the person from drowning.
Week 6- Morgan Diaz - 15 Gags
15 Gags
Person sees babysitter needed flyer, meets parents, sees baby, then tries to actually sit on the baby
Track runners are getting ready to run a race, gun fires, runners start sprinting, there's ridiculously tall hurdles that every runner Hits their face.
Owner is walking their dog and is tired of it, sees a dog walker shop and goes inside, and the dog now uses a walker to walk beside the owner.
Mom walks in their introverted kids room, tries dragging them out of bed, fails and sprays the kid with "anti antisocial spray", the kid then hisses like a cat.
Lady is making cookies, decides to draw suits on them, stands them up, then has a very important meeting with all the suited cookies
People are sitting down and enjoying some food at a kitty cafe, health inspectors show up, go to the kitchen and find the food is cooked by the cats too, business is shut down
Hair salon offer a free white hair dye appointment. The lady comes in, sits down and is getting yelled at by people and doing stressful tasks, the stress turns her hair white and leaves happy.
Car race is coming up, cars are lined up on freeway and pushing 120, turns out cops were running the car race, and everyone gets a ticket
Couple runs through flower field all cute and happy, cops show up and cuff them, news shows they destroyed the last flowers in the world
Owner pets cat, cat bites owner, owner drives cat, cat now is now in an anger management group
Adult Baseball Catcher tryouts are happening, no one shows up except one child, child gets chosen, first game starts and child catches ball with face
Minecraft with real people, player starts making a house, places a wrong block, block floats in air (cause yk minecraft logic), and then slams on player & ends on “you died” screen.
Child wears peter pan’s hat, climbs up closet, jumps, falls and blames tinkerbell plush.
Person grabs popsicle on hot day, unwraps it and notices it’s the one you can split and share, looks to side and realizes they don’t have a friend to share it with (BECAUSE THEY’RE ALONE AHAHAHA)
Couple goes to what looks like restaurant called “hot chicken” , they go inside, “order” and turns out it’s just a chicken that looks ironically hot.
Week 6, 15 written Gags, Hannah Tucker
Gags:
Person picks their cat up from the office chair, sets them on bed, turns to sit down and the cat has practically teleported back to the office chair. The owner looks pissed while the cat sleeps soundly.
A cat is playing with another cat, the owner comes in to see why the cat is zooming, turns out the cat is playing with a ghost.
Owners are lined up with their perfect breeds in a dog show, women shows up with werewolf, the werewolf is looking annoyed but content.
Ghost tries to pick up a pencil but can't, breaks the pencil and the ghost of the pencil floats up, the ghost uses the spirit pencil instead..
Ghost makes pie for the ghost family, burns the pie to ashes, ghost pie appears, serves the ghost pie to the family.
Ghost scares a guy to death, the spirit of the dead guy confronts the ghost, ghost shrugs at the man who he just killed.
Skeleton is skateboarding, attempts to do a skateboard air trick, the skateboard gets caught in his ribcage. He lands on his feet, puzzled with what to do.
Witch is making potion at her desk, accidentally reaches for potion next to her instead of her coffee, and becomes a frog.
Group of ghouls go to a fun house, all of them are enjoying the wacky mirrors. The vampire is standing near one looking at it with anger cause it wont work on him.
Ghost walks along a street, gloomy. Because no one can see him. However, a cat walks up to him and rubs his leg, this makes the ghost happy.
Vampire looks upset because he can't see himself in the mirror. Person walks up and hands him a phone with a front facing camera. He gets excited.
Witch is seen broom browsing at a local store, and normal people look confused at her.
Mummy goes into restroom, is chased out by security because he is holding stolen toilet paper rolls
Skeleton is bowling with friends, instead of using a bowling ball he uses his own head, he is able to cheat at the game.
Pumpkin head couple is walking along a street, they turn to see carved pumpkins on a person's lawn, the pumpkin people look mortified.
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