Week 6 - 15 Gags - Lillian Van

 

1. A person says they are down to their last brain cell, while there is a zombie apocalypse. 

2. A person is cooking eggs for breakfast and realizes they accidentally took one extra egg. The egg watches his brethren get cooked as he gets put back in the fridge. 

3. “Don’t eat human seeds or you’ll grow one in your stomach” - Watermelons

4. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles hehe. 

5. A singer is performing a concert for their fans. It is an audience full of fans. 

6. Do bugs really fear me more than I fear them? - Person
   Man, that’s a great question... - Mosquitos 

7. A gamer rage quits after losing in a game. The controller is in line at the doctor’s. 

8. “Try seeing the world through someone else’s eyes!” The person removes their eyes and puts someone else’s in their eye socket. 

9. “Step out of your comfort zone!” OKAY, steps out into the street and gets hit by a car. 

10. “Don’t wait. Sometimes later becomes never. Do it NOW!” A person sees this poster while waiting in line and starts pushing people out of the way.

11. A person is laying down in the sun. “I am getting a great tan! This will last me all winter!” Is burnt to a crisp. 

12. A person goes to get rice to cook. Falls into the abyss of rice, never to be seen again.

13. Here I got you some boba! Hands over a cup filled with just tapioca balls. 

14. Hey, do you need some water? Passes a water bottle over to a mummy. Mummy gets up and says, “thanks, I really needed that.”

15. Climbing Mount Everest was the best life-changing experience I’ve ever had, you should try it sometime! Cuts to the person frozen to death at Mount Everest.