Week 6 - Josh Sanhamel - 15 Gags

 

1. A Trex is getting ready for the day and about to brush his teeth. His arms aren’t long enough so the Trex gets sad. A stegosaurus comes over and offers his tail and the Trex is happy again.

2. 2 children see that it’s raining outside and they get excited. They grab their umbrellas and put them up so they won’t get wet. They decide they want to have fun so they flip the umbrellas upside down and the umbrellas start screaming/getting sad

3. It’s raining outside and droplets from a water bottle get poured out and they think they’re also a part of the rain. Moments later they end up going into someone’s mouth.

4. A man comes across a rattlesnake and it’s angry. The man offers him a snickers and a maraca/sombrero and the snake gets all happy and plays the maraca instead of its tail.

5. A witch is casting a spell because she wants to turn into this beautiful woman. The spell goes wrong and she transforms into a baby instead.

6. Two baby monkeys miss each other and want to talk but they have no phones. Christmas comes and they get gifted bananas which they use as ‘phones’.

7. A girl is on the computer and she loses internet. The safari dinosaur game pops up and she rolls her eyes. The dinosaur gets mad and the computer sucks her into the screen and now she’s the one being chased from the dinosaur.

8. A blade of grass is sitting next to a weed and the blade of grass wishes he would get a haircut soon. The lawnmower comes and the blade of grass is happy and tells his weed friend but he’s gone because the gardener pulled him up from the grass. The grass is now very sad.

9. A student is reading a book about anti-gravity. He’s so invested in the book that he can’t put the book down, literally. He tries stacking many things on top of it to make it stay down and finally he uses gorilla glue to make it stick.

10. 2 friends were talking and one of them has a boyfriend. She loves him dearly and she alludes to the fact that he’s a tall glass of water. The friend has an idea and decides to bring a tall glass of water to the couple the next day and the friend thinks its the boyfriend so she runs and hugs him. The boyfriend stands there all confused.

11. A child is at the dentist and getting a tooth extraction. Turns out the dentist is actually the tooth fairy and pulls out one too many teeth.

12. A kid is setting up plates for milk, cookies, and carrots for Santa and his reindeer. The kid makes a sign and puts the “For Santa” sign next to the plate of carrots with a picture of a very round santa. The next morning the child runs downstairs and a pile of coal was left on the plate with the carrots.

13. A robot is on the computer and notions for a person to click the images with the bicycles on the screen for him. He clicks them all and the robot’s face turns evil.

14. A piece of bread is in the toaster and the coils start getting red and the bread starts sweating and it’s getting hotter and hotter. He then wakes up all sweaty from a bad nightmare and it’s 4am in the morning.

15. A person is drowning and a shark is swimming over. Turns out the shark has a life ring and is saving the person from drowning.